@sarousti: Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest
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@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.
@MarfSalvador: Wildebeest: 5 cheetahs on the horizon sir Wildebeest Sergeant: How many men do we have? Wildebeest: 4,000 Wildebeest Sergeant: RETREAT!
@PaulGibson1963: The first Hobbit movie was half the book. The second, about a quarter. In the sixth instalment, the group has a 3 hour breakfast and a nap.
@Carbosly: Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.