@sarousti: Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest
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@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@PaperWash: Just saw one of those giant centipedes run though my living room so now I'm gunna sleep with a flamethrower and a full metal jacket.
@JermHimselfish: *takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*
@david8hughes: Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time