@robfee: Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo.
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@Celestinelea90: My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.
@brocketxyz: My greatest accomplishment as a father? Teaching my son to scream, "I WANT MOMMY," whenever my wife sends me into his room.