@robfee: Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo.
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@JasonLastname: Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@AmishPornStar1: "Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!" me, to the collection agency