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@Mr_Kapowski: Hotel Front Desk: Will you require any toiletries, sir?

Me: No, I don’t need a tree. A normal toilet will do fine

Hotel Front Desk: Will you require any toiletries, sir?

Me: No, I don’t need a tree. A normal toilet will do fine

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