@hello_saylor: Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body.
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@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.
@Deirdreocx: If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend