@JohnCleese: Hotel Security just knocked on my door to deliver a package. He asked for indentification. I showed him my book,with my name and face on it
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@flashember: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall
@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.