@JohnCleese: Hotel Security just knocked on my door to deliver a package. He asked for indentification. I showed him my book,with my name and face on it
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@Darlainky: Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years.
@ThRealBallsDeep: Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker
@omerwahaj: I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies.