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@geowizzacist: House for sale. Spider on ceiling.
@Oobrey: If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too.
@shutupmikeginn: I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
@RowdyBowden: Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank.
@minermikeminer: Meet George Jetson
His Boy Elroy
Jane his wife
Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these.