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@tastefactory: HOUSE: I had dreams but no I'll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever
WIFE: Did u hear something
ME: It's just the house settling

HOUSE: I had dreams but no I’ll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever
WIFE: Did u hear something
ME: It’s just the house settling

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