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@JD_KC: House is clean. Time to sell the children and move.
@noxxhell: A homeless guy by the Gas station just proposed to me,it's a little short notice but I'm not getting any younger am I?
@BroHumor: LMAO 😂😂
@thatstings: *Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus
*Waits for Nobel Peace Prize
@ElgatoEsmio: [An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor]
“Get out of here, NOW!"
“HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?”
@JJSummertime: Mandatory urine test tomorrow means asparagus for dinner tonight.
Two can play.