@JD_KC: House is clean. Time to sell the children and move.
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@wickedsuga: Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her.
@AimeeHelene1: *walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00
@notfaizzy: My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!