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@TheToddWilliams: [house party]

ME: Hey, can I get you a glass of wine?...a beer?...vodka?

HER: Do you have anything nonalcoholic?

ME: Uh...do you mean like a joint?

[house party]

ME: Hey, can I get you a glass of wine?…a beer?…vodka?

HER: Do you have anything nonalcoholic?

ME: Uh…do you mean like a joint?

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