@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?
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@SonOfCha: I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
@TalibJim: Guys WhatsApp status be like "at the gym" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.