@Jamiejamzz: How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
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@octoberjuneblog: The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him
@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.
@brennadine: "How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars," I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead