@TheMichaelRock: How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves.
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@FeverFlave: Stop me if you've heard this one Daddy I'm full Ok, but the kitchen is closed for the night (after cleaning up dinner) Daddy I'm hungry
@jokeymcjokeface: Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. "Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"
@AskAuntieEm1: I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom.