@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?
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@LOUD_Thoughts_: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
@BBQJones28: I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
@GreeneyedManiac: I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.