@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?
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@BlairLoudly: Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare.
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.
@BlondAmbitionTO: If you say "anyways" instead of "anyway," that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous.