@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?
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@JoyceCarolTotes: Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal
@Marlebean: Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!
@SwedishCanary: I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving