@hasht4g: How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost.
@WildeThingy: "I'd tap that."
- Morse code operatives flirting.
@Inferno_V: 6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year?
6: I like it
Me: It's mistletoe son
@mattsurely: [couch shopping]
Wife: Eh, you married to it?
*a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*
@adamrensch: Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?