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@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become!

The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!

How boring my life has become! 

The only time I hear myself say, “I’m coming” is when I’m trying to tell my dog I’m getting his food ready!

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