@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
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@Book_Krazy: Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday
@kimtopher22: Optimism [op-tuh-miz-uh m] noun Brushing your teeth before bed, knowing damn well you have a 1/2 sleeve of Thin Mints on your nightstand.
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.