@taylorhosey1: How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
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@samalmightysam: The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week.
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@djdarrellripley: I have a strict policy against dating coworkers... Well, not so much a policy as a loosely enforced suggestion, at the request of my lawyer.
@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?