@junejuly12: How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
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@hstweetheart: I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... "...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."
@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs." I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.
@Cpin42: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up.