@zeugirdorej: How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?
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@InternetHippo: [making money] Ugh this is boring and awful. But at least spending it will be nice! [spending money] Ah no this feels bad also
@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
@yerpalmildsauce: Here it is, folks: "Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"