@avaricious1: How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.
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@GeorgeTakei: Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by "A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."
@patnspankme: I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
@farleftcoast: Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.