@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
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@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of "The Wire". Totally gets the hype now.
@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.