@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
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@hell_doe: what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
@ibid78: Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney.
@vikkaroni: I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter.
@TheMichaelRock: Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents.