@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
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@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen
@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
@michaelianblack: Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the "intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist" wing of the Democratic Party.