@CatherineLMK: How come when someone says “we need to talk” it’s never about ice cream or Star Wars?
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@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.
@internetluke: [first date] Me: don't let her know you're a lizard Her: why did you just say that? Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)
@BaileyXPaige: [at the gym] Trainer: "Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are." Me: "Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."
@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...