@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
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@bighandsmassuer: If she's interested in you she will reply If she isn't, she won't Unless she's thinking about it then who knows how long it could take
@aimlessamers: No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger.
@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
@shutupmikeginn: Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog