@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?
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@iwearaonesie: [hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change. Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam
@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.