@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?
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@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@KimmyMonte: Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide
@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.