@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?
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@Offensivehere: Me: lets go get a drink! Friend: what's the occasion? Me: ... Friend: ... Me: I don't understand the question.
@Moldy_Jellybean: My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver.
@WorkaholicBlake: Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas.