@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?
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@meganamram: Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
@YearOfRat: My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
@illiter8too: Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS
@MarfSalvador: Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE