@sbellelauren: how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on
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@TheTweetOfGod: Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a "God PLEASE bless America", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners
@JesseFernandez: Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.
@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.