@Terdoh: How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki.
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@TheRealRHB: I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory
@Vice_Queen: Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married.
@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!