@michaelianblack: How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
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@FrankTheDoorman: 97% of scientists believe climate change is man-made and causes rising sea levels of oceans. The other 3% believe Frank Ocean is an ocean.
@BwanaChris: My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. "Give them to your sister," was apparently a relationship breaking answer
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
@Kyle_Lippert: "I don't know why I'm always depressed" I think to myself as I stare at the glowing portal in my hand that streams a constant feed of horror