@michaelianblack: How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
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@LoveNLunchmeat: If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun.
@Darlainky: If your gym clothes don't have sweat stains, I have just one question for you..... ...what detergent are you using?
@TravLeBlanc: The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times.