@michaelianblack: How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
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@theshantilly: The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No.
@samalmightysam: My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense.
@patrickhogan91: *Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* "Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"