@U_Want_Shum_M8: How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling
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@TheToxicWaster: My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn't planning to spend that much..
@MissBee73: You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing