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@HorryPuttor: how did harry potter get down the hill?
- hipster sheep
@amydillon: When did we get a dog?
-me, getting into the wrong gray minivan at Target
@ilovepie84: Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway?
@thenamesmikeG: The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured.
@PetrickSara: Husband:What do you want for Mother's Day?
Me:I don't want to have to tell you what I want
Husband:(goes to the store and never comes back)