@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
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@Milla_Jacobs: I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open
@AnOrangeSNES: "You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife." -Poetic Justice
@lisaxy424: Going to sleep: It's so cold in here, I'm totally wearing these socks to bed Middle of the night: GET THESE DEVIL FOOT GLOVES OFF ME