@NYC_Blonde: How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY
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@jimmytorosian: [Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?
@CountGripsnatch: *maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*