@NYC_Blonde: How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY
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@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
@SteussieErica: "Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place," I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor.
@LazyJ044: Me: *Sweeping* Wife: Excuse me Me: *Slams broom on floor* YOU SHALL NOT PASS Wife: ... Me: That's from lord of Wife: MOVE! Me: *Moves*