@StarksWeek: How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to "Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me"?
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@samalmightysam: The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him.
@Inferno_V: 6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son
@causticbob: I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead.
@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.