@T_Bonezzz_: How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'
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@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron. But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.
@LetMeStart: Son: How do you always know when we lie? It's like you're a psychic or a wizard or something. Me: The word you're looking for is "mother."
@Dank_Pal: "And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana" - Rosetta Stoned
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.