@T_Bonezzz_: How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'
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@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@FlashyPenguin: [on death row] "what would you like for your last meal?" "A McRib" "McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"
@DurtMcHurtt: *Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
@JackAsHell: If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party