@causticbob: How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket.
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@WilliamRodgers: My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???
@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.
@lisaxy424: "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon.
@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive