@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
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@crylenol: *Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?
@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie
@DanKCharnley: [1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: "Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!" *gets stabbed*