@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
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@XplodingUnicorn: [end of a job interview] Interviewer: Any questions? Me: If you could become half robot, would you do it? Him: Me: Him: Which half?