@SamGrittner: How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
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@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
@loudmouth_usa: 1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing
@ShanaRose21: Imagine if Trump becomes President and we are invaded by aliens. Alien: Take us to your leader. America: *Looks ashamed* Are you sure?