@SamGrittner: How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheBeerGuy73: Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends.
@jonnysun: [trying to do standup] u kno whats funy– [someone yells 'society!'] nno– [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop
@InternetHippo: [inventing dialup internet] What should it sound like when it's connecting? [guy in the back stands up confidently] Pterodactyls
@daemonic3: "Hey, will you join us in our street protest?" No thanks "Why not?" I actually love streets