@AthenaMystique: How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks.
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@AndyAsAdjective: I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container.
@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
@MariyaAlexander: Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences