@Mardigroan: How do I mute or block this account called "Promoted?"
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@Jennarater: Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it.
@Ideal_Victoria: Almost hit someone with my car just to get their attention… It’s safe to say that flirting isn’t my strong point.
@AndrewNadeau0: Because of aquariums I thought I loved marine biology but it turns out I just really like the idea of fish prison.
@ThereWillBeGin: Chefs seem obsessed with removing more and more of the original structure of foods: Salmon mousse Basil foam Strawberry dust Parmesan air Where does it end? Venison déjà vu A memory of broccoli A vicious rumour about carrots