@weinerdog4life: How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
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@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
@2sassymom: Twitter is awesome. You can have a boyfriend right in your phone. Available at all times. Unless his wife's around.