@eliserose5: How do I tell a man he loves me?
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@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
@aveuaskew: Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.
@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.