@eliserose5: How do I tell a man he loves me?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@QwertyJones3: But my sandwich is so dry! "Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."
@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.
@GrowlyGrego: Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I.
@shanethevein: The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking.