@gossipgriII: how do lawyers argue without crying
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@AmishPornStar1: I long for the days when waking up with a "stiff one" wasn't referring to my lower back.
@AlexvanBeek: When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them.
@tastefactory: [turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up