@gossipgriII: how do lawyers argue without crying
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@dietredbull: it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill
@_davidlucas_: Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned".
@Fred_Delicious: the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules