@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
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@OneFunnyMummy: I remember Daddy told me fairy tales can come true so any time an old lady offers me an apple or cookie I kill her and bury her in the woods
@karri_leigh: My daughter is playing "you can't find me, Mommy"... I'm playing "I'm not trying, Suckaaaa".
@AristotlesNZ: This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck.