@lilgapeach32: You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol.

@online_shawn: I know it's so bad but all the other restaurant names were taken. Anyways welcome to Feastiality can I get you guys started on some drinks

@Chumpstring: Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.

@turboescortdude: Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?

@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.