@daemonic3: You hang up
"No, you hang up"
You hang up first!
- Bats going to bed
@jonnysun: if u watch thamksgiving backwards its about a angry family yeling at each other then the uncle says something racist and everyone calms down
@SomthinBoutSara: Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant.
@EndhooS: "What would be your main strength?"
Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"
They can't understand me.
@hrtbps: Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler?
Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding.
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