@thetigersez: How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now.
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@997omar: Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it
@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
@SteveKoehler22: Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise