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@Breadery: How do stick men play fetch with their dog?
@radtoria: I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say "hello?" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise.
@wickedsuga: alarm (noun)
-a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.
@Juven_Naidoo: A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer.
@OGSeventy7: Yea autocorrect....I wanna luck your puddy and flick you in the asks.
@famouscrab: yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird