@kellyoxford: How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?
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@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
@annadrezen: My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing.
@Cain_Unable: My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"
@HatfieldAnne: When the instructions say so easy a child could do it, I assume you mean one of those genius 12-year-olds who double major at MIT.