@kellyoxford: How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?
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@lafpgh: Showed my husband all the super-awesome Twitter lists I'm on. He put me on a list called People I Probably Shouldn't Have Married.
@BrucioMcCulloch: I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream "Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"
@NamestartswithZ: ME IN 2010: My prospects for the future are bright and I am focused on them ME IN 2017: I'm going to tweet about a raccoon who outwits me
@cheeky__gal: The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations.