@KalvinMacleod: How do you give up in a towel throwing contest?
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@Ygrene: Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
@clindsaysway: Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die.
@sarah1mc: I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something.