@pizzaguyjay: How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?
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@Bownuggets: Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper
@C_J_Commode: There is simply no need to add "NSFW" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs.