@pizzaguyjay: How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?
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@JessObsess: My husband won't let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn't want it scratched or bent but I can take care of his children daily.
@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.
@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.