@birbigs: How do you milk an almond?
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@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
@Parentpains: Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep.
@Reverend_Scott: Quotes to calm an angry woman: 1. Stress makes you fat. 2. My ex never acted like that. 3. I love you, even if you're just like your mom.
@KeetPotato: poet: knick knack.. paddy whack.. me: this guy is awful my dog: i know right poet: ..give the dog a bone my dog: actually lets hear him out