@birbigs: How do you milk an almond?
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@UncleDuke1969: Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.
@Schmoodles: If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry.
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.