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@omgthatspunny: How do you organise a party in space?
@MacAnnabella: Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw.
@SirEviscerate: *shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds*
*hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power
Leia: By blowing up my planet?
Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
@BlindVigil: Instead of saying "I lost 35 pounds",
say, "I lost half a super-model"