@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?
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@Scimommy: Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.
@causticbob: I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance.
@InsouciantMan: This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever. *winks for an extended but realistic period of time